Bukowski – Born into This

Via, my personal favorite blog, Cynical-C…

Diet Mountain Dew Helped a Needy Single Mother Today?

This is a personal account of how LOTB’s craving for Diet Mountain Dew helped, in a very small way, a single mother today. I needed a Diet Mountain Dew. The building I work in has Diet Mountain Dew in the vending machine; $1.50 for a 20 ounce bottle. I had no cash. I raided the [...]

Hunter S. Thompson BBC Interview

I like the earlier HST interviews, because he was challenged more than revered, as he was later in life – at least he acted more defensive, even if he wasn’t being challenged. All the way I think he felt misunderstood, irritated that people liked him for the wrong reasons. When success is a bi-product of [...]

Life Sized Tattoos?

Wasn’t there a show that lasted 2 minutes on MTV where Mario Lopez hosted a “Yo Momma” joke competition? Well, if there was a WTF competition, Uber Oops might have a winner on their hands. Steven Wright had a joke that when something like, “I always wanted to get a life sized map of the [...]

Death by Bar Stool

Is it a bar stool or is it a four legged brier-patch? LOTB has not determined if these were “found” antlers or not, but if you’re looking for a 25-point bar stool look here.

A Clockwork Orange Bar

Welly, welly welly well… Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange Bar. LOTB has not been to a drug laced milk bar with his “Droogies,” but in the words of an inconsequential tattoo artist, “We’re all on our own journey. “

Advertising Gold: Walk in Fridge

This would constitute part one, for the walk-in fridge prop master anyway.

Sale of Ford Focus is “Oscar-Mike”

*** This is really only going to make sense of you’ve played, or live with someone who plays Call of Duty 2 Witchita, KS – 26 year old Witchita  Motors sales representative Stu Davies walked in to the office of his sales manger Glen Dombrowski late Monday afternoon announcing the completion of a deal. “He [...]

The Wild One Trailer

Sometimes juvenile delinquents are barflies… Well, before they put holograms in IDs.

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